gayforemoleman:

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

not a vegan by choice mind you, a person who physically could not digest animal proteins

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Emotions are supposed to be raw, ugly, brutal…you don’t want someone to ‘sorta’ love you. You want that love to be a bursting flame, not a candle.
Came up in conversation.  (via vehxt)

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Maybe don’t watch the next Hobbit film.

Benedict Cumberbatch responding to the question “Will you ever be in a movie where your character doesn’t die?”

(via jumpnegative)

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cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

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memoriesrecollected:

so, mark barela’s tattoo is fucking amazing. ok. 

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gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

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You always feel it, Sherlock. But you don’t have to fear it!

(Source: willowrosenberged)

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neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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Should I get a band-aid for your villainy broken heart?
Shut up.

(Source: cayya)

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10knotes:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

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i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

buttcakes

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

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corpsepose:

happy easter

(Source: gingerdeer)

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toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

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